English is a hard language

[Troubled_Eyes]

English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In plain English what does this translate to?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!


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People dont freak out readin the paragraph lol

[لمسة وردة]

باااااااااااااااااااااااااال شنو ذي انج
زين مني فهمت شوي مو وايد
تسلمينع الموضوع الرائع

[نونو الحلوة]

thank u trouble 4 ur topic
i under stand every thing u write it
thank u

[Troubled_Eyes]

hehehehehew
sis lamsat warda - the meaning of the paragrah is at the bottom :)


lol sis nunu el 7elwa
glad u did

thanx alot both of ya'll for passin on by and takin da time 4 replyin

[babyface]

thanx 4 ur topic
but i think this langauge so easy

[شهد الحياة]

thanx for you