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نور اليقين · 08-14-2007, 12:00 AM

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you buy her a pet?

HUSBAND: "If she wanted one."

WIFE: "Would you buy her a cat?

HUSBAND: "No, she likes German Shepherds."

WIFE: - - - SILENCE - -

HUSBAND: "S##T!"

B a s i m a · 08-17-2007, 10:27 AM

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

she would not be a woman if she did not ask...nag...inquire ..even about the unknown...

نونو الحلوة · 08-18-2007, 10:30 PM

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

he is crazy her wife know about other women by asking coz the women very clever

thanks noor

نور اليقين · 09-29-2007, 07:35 PM

U r W3lc0Mm3

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