Dont ever do a hero stuff in America coz u may b in trobble

[انتهينا]

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a
little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts
fighting
with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and
saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks
over
and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the
newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves

life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: - "I am an Arab from Iraq!"
The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent
American dog