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How The Childern Answer - منتديات شباب فلسطين
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قديم 06-28-2006, 03:08 PM   #1
نونو الحلوة
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الصورة الرمزية نونو الحلوة

قوة السمعة: 39 نونو الحلوة will become famous soon enough

Talking How The Childern Answer

Kids in school think quickKids in school think quick TEACHER : Maria, go to Kids in school think quick TEACHER : Maria, go to Kids in school think quick TEACHER : Maria, go to Kids in school think quick TEACHER : Maria, go to Kids in school think quick TEACHER : Maria, go to


TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
>
> >MARIA : Here it is!
>
> >TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>
> >CLASS : Maria!
of the sign. > > >TEACHER : What sign? > of the sign. > > >TEACHER : What sign? > of the sign. > > >TEACHER : What sign? >

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
>
> >FRANK : Because of the sign.
>
> >TEACHER : What sign?
>
> >FRANK : The one that says,"School Ahead, Go Slow."
>GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" > > >TEACHER : No, that's wrong >GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" > > >TEACHER : No, that's wrong >GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" > > >TEACHER : No, that's wrong

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
>
> >GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>
> >TEACHER : No, that's wrong
>
> >GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell
>it!
do you always get so dirty? > > >GOSS : do you always get so dirty? > > >GOSS : do you always get so dirty? > > >GOSS :

TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
>
> >GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
>are.
> > >TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got > > >TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got > > >TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
>
> >TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same
>day,
>
> > same time."
keeps on >talking when people are no longer interested? > keeps on >talking when people are no longer interested? > keeps on >talking when people are no longer interested? >

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
>talking when people are no longer interested?
>
> >HAROLD : A teacher.


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قديم 06-28-2006, 10:04 PM   #2
Banbon
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الصورة الرمزية Banbon

قوة السمعة: 78 Banbon is a glorious beacon of lightBanbon is a glorious beacon of lightBanbon is a glorious beacon of lightBanbon is a glorious beacon of lightBanbon is a glorious beacon of lightBanbon is a glorious beacon of light

افتراضي رد: How The Childern Answer

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher

I AGREE WITH HIM ......HAHAHAHHHA



THANK U ALOT ... NICE TOPIC

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قديم 07-05-2006, 10:30 AM   #3
aamin
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الصورة الرمزية aamin

قوة السمعة: 155 aamin has much to be proud ofaamin has much to be proud ofaamin has much to be proud ofaamin has much to be proud ofaamin has much to be proud ofaamin has much to be proud ofaamin has much to be proud ofaamin has much to be proud ofaamin has much to be proud ofaamin has much to be proud of

افتراضي رد: How The Childern Answer


DEAR EVER SWEET NONO



THANX DARLING FOR YOUR

EVER SWEET PARTICIPATIONS

AND LOVELY JOKES THAT

PRESENTED BY SWEET NONO


W R

aamin
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قديم 07-05-2006, 05:07 PM   #4
dody
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قوة السمعة: 11 dody will become famous soon enough

افتراضي رد: How The Childern Answer

thanxx soo much
for this cute joke

your moahmmed










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قديم 07-06-2006, 02:25 AM   #5
نونو الحلوة
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الصورة الرمزية نونو الحلوة

قوة السمعة: 39 نونو الحلوة will become famous soon enough

افتراضي رد: How The Childern Answer

thanks
Banbon
lovely aamin
dody


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قديم 07-06-2006, 02:46 AM   #6
Abu Shadi
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الصورة الرمزية Abu Shadi

قوة السمعة: 0 Abu Shadi is infamous around these partsAbu Shadi is infamous around these partsAbu Shadi is infamous around these partsAbu Shadi is infamous around these parts

افتراضي رد: How The Childern Answer

thank you nono for this
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قديم 07-06-2006, 03:04 AM   #7
نونو الحلوة
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الصورة الرمزية نونو الحلوة

قوة السمعة: 39 نونو الحلوة will become famous soon enough

افتراضي رد: How The Childern Answer

هلا ابن فلسطين
كتير اشتقنالك
u wellcome


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قديم 07-06-2006, 03:12 AM   #8
Abu Shadi
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الصورة الرمزية Abu Shadi

قوة السمعة: 0 Abu Shadi is infamous around these partsAbu Shadi is infamous around these partsAbu Shadi is infamous around these partsAbu Shadi is infamous around these parts

افتراضي رد: How The Childern Answer

اشتاقتلك العافيه خيتو واحنا اشتقنالكم خيتي
ولكمو بيكم خيتي
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