بالانجليزي اجوبة سمارت ذكية مفاجئة

[القادم من الجنوب]

by name of god

ان شالله يعجبكم الموضوع
""" يا رب """


شوفو عندكم






> >BOY : May I hold your hand?
> >GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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> >GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
> >BOY : You love me...
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> >؟؟GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
> >BOY : Sure, what's your phone number؟؟
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> >GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> >BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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> >BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
> >GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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> >WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes
> >out of the other.
> >HUSBAND : You tell a woman somethin It goes in both ears
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> >MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
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> >Peter?
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> >PETER : A bit of
> >both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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> >Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
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> >Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
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> >Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
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> >Pupil : "The moon".
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> >Teacher : "Why?"
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> >Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it
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> >but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
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> >Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
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> >people are no longer interested?"
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> >Pupil : "A teacher".