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Kids in school think quick


TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
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> >MARIA : Here it is!
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> >TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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> >CLASS : Maria!

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
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> >FRANK : Because of the sign.
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> >TEACHER : What sign?
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> >FRANK : The one that says,"School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
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> >GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
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> >TEACHER : No, that's wrong
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> >GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell
>it!

TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
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> >GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
>are.

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
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> >TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same
>day,
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> > same time."

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
>talking when people are no longer interested?
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> >HAROLD : A teacher.