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Twin 09-19-2006 05:29 PM

Which woman do you prefer
 
Which woman do you prefer ???

1. HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

2. RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

3. WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can
live without her.

4. SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

5. INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

6. SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

7. MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

8. CD-ROM Woman
She is always faster and faster.

9. E-MAIL Woman:
Of every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

10. VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose everything, if you don't try to
uninstall her, you will be rendered useless ...
Either way, you lose




With All My Love

Twin

dody 09-19-2006 08:49 PM

رد: Which woman do you prefer
 
lol i prefer play station woman


thanxx alot



mohammed

شهد الحياة 09-20-2006 12:07 AM

رد: Which woman do you prefer
 
thanx dody


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