نونو الحلوة
02-16-2006, 07:50 AM
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A lady takes her lover to her house during the day, while her
husband is at work.
Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet to
skip school.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she asked the man to hide in the same closet. The boy now has company.
Boy, "Dark in here."
Man, "Yes it is."
Boy, "I have a baseball."
Man, "That's nice."
Boy, "Want to buy it?"
Man, "No, thanks."
Boy, "My dad's outside."
Man, "OK, how much?"
Boy, "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
mom'slover are in the same closet together again.
Boy, "Dark in here."
Man, "Yes, it is."
Boy, "I have a baseball glove."
Man, "How much?"
Boy, "$750."
Man, "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves and the ball.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "Ican't, I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?". "1000$",
says the boy.
Father,"It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, it is way more than
those two things cost. I'm going to take you to the church and
make you
confess." So they go to church and the father alerts the
priest, makes the
boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy, "Dark in here."
The Priest, "Don't start that shit again"
:wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
LOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOL ^_^
A lady takes her lover to her house during the day, while her
husband is at work.
Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet to
skip school.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she asked the man to hide in the same closet. The boy now has company.
Boy, "Dark in here."
Man, "Yes it is."
Boy, "I have a baseball."
Man, "That's nice."
Boy, "Want to buy it?"
Man, "No, thanks."
Boy, "My dad's outside."
Man, "OK, how much?"
Boy, "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
mom'slover are in the same closet together again.
Boy, "Dark in here."
Man, "Yes, it is."
Boy, "I have a baseball glove."
Man, "How much?"
Boy, "$750."
Man, "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves and the ball.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "Ican't, I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?". "1000$",
says the boy.
Father,"It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, it is way more than
those two things cost. I'm going to take you to the church and
make you
confess." So they go to church and the father alerts the
priest, makes the
boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy, "Dark in here."
The Priest, "Don't start that shit again"
:wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
LOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOL ^_^