عيون فلسطين
02-07-2006, 09:19 AM
:icon11: :icon15: *Type Of Girls*
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*HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
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*RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
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*WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, *
*but no one can live without her.
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*SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
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*INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
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*SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.
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*MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
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*CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.
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*E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
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*VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; *
*when you are not expecting her, she comes, *
*installs herself and uses all your resources. *
*If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, *
*if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose
everything............
**
*HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
*
*RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
*
*WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, *
*but no one can live without her.
*
*SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
*
*INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
*
*SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.
*
*MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
*
*CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.
*
*E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
*
*VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; *
*when you are not expecting her, she comes, *
*installs herself and uses all your resources. *
*If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, *
*if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose
everything............